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Cats are fascinating creatures. If you have read the famous Just-So story by Rudyard Kipling, entitled ‘The Cat That Walked By Himself’, you will appreciate the diversity of the feline character. One minute they are full of love – rubbing all over you and purring, and the next minute they are untouchable, cool and aloof. Here’s what funny cats think about humans!
The vet is a place with a horrible smell that humans take you if you are sick. To avoid going to the vet, run outside and hide when you see the cat-carrier. When you are eventually caught, struggle as much as you can so they can’t put you in the carrier.
During the trip to the vet, you must meow the whole time. If you are able to force your claws through the bars of the carrier, give your owner a quick scratch. When you get to the vet, push your body right back inside the carrier with your legs splayed out.
At home when it’s medicine time, run the moment you hear the pill bottle rattling. Your owner might wrap you tightly in a towel while trying to get your mouth open. You can easily squirm your way out and run away again. Eventually your owner will win, but you can get your own back. Throw up on a chair or, better still, the oriental rug.
It’s always great fun to disturb a sleeping human. Use the following direct approach – head-butt, purr, meow or trample on him or her. If there is no response, you will have to try something else. Rattle the blinds, rip down the posters, or scratch your claws vigorously on the base of the bed. You are sure to get some reaction.
When visitors arrive, pinpoint the one who hates cats. Jump onto the lap as quickly as possible. Any visitor that likes cats must be treated with aloofness and disdain. Don’t give in, no matter how much they try to get your attention. If they persevere, a little nip on the ankle or a scratch on a stocking will work. Always follow visitors to the toilet and stare at them.
Lastly, if you want to show love to your owners, a gift will be appreciated. Present them with a disemboweled garden snake, a frog or a rodent. Their delight will be evident by their facial expressions. Now you know what funny cats think of human beings!
Lovers of all things cat and humorous, should spend a while enjoying a funny cat video.
On the other hand, if your sense of humor is broader, consider looking at funny videoes of all sorts.
